The Top Ten Worst Superhero Pick-up Lines (as heard by Wanda)


Some pick-up lines are smooth and suave, while others are as subtle as a brick upside the head. Well, Wanda has always been one of Marvel's top "babes" and she has had to put up with all kinds of advances. So here's the best of the worst.

10. The Human Torch, "Is it hot in here, or is it just ME?"

9. Guardian (with Puck), "My little 'friend' is happy to see you."

8. Wonder Man, "How about some alcohol?"

7. Dr. Druid, "You are getting very sleepy."

6. Iron Man, "Don't worry -- I brought protection."

5. Black Knight, "Shall I unsheate my sword fair maiden?"

4. Hawkeye, "I've got the arrow if you've got the bullseye!"

3. Starfox, "Bring any penicillin?"

2. Reed Richards, "Want to find out why Sue calls me Mister Fantastic?"

1. Giant Man, "Wanna see me grow?"

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