9. Wanda would have to log at least 100 hours in an apocalyptic alternate-dimensional future.
8. "X-Men Assemble!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
7. New Member Ritual #1: Clean out Wolverine's bathtub without using Drano!
6. New Member Ritual #2: Help Cannonball with his... *ahem*, Anatomy homework.
5. Wanda was uanble to brood and pity herself enough.
4. Cyclops would keep calling her his "favorite red-head."
3. Psylocke would keep referring to her as the Scarlet @itch!
2. Gambit would continually be asking her to cast a sex sphere.
1. Wanda was afraid someone might think she was a member of X-Factor!
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