9. He's able to beat Hawkeye everytime in the "how long can you hold your breath?" contests.
8. His scarlet-hued skin eliminates any worries of clashing wardrobes.
7. Vision is one of the few men with whom she can play the "let's look at the buried corpse" game without making a big mess.
6. He plays a grrrreat Data at all of their Star Trek parties.
5. Vision is the Williams brother with the most personality.
4. Captain America wouldn't return any of Wanda's phone calls.
3. Vision doubles as a solar energy panel for their home.
2. He can become... ahem, diamond hard at a moment's notice!
1. Two words: Non-stop vibrator!
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