9. Wanda created a new superhero secret identity for Tony Stark. That afternoon over 100 people including three stewardesses, two waitresses, and one masseur knew about it.
8. The Scarlet Witch created for Quicksilver a backbone. Crystal promptly made him give it back.
7. She changed Firestar's mutant ability to be able to control microwave ovens. Angel still couldn't figure out how to set the timer clock on them.
6. Wanda opened a gateway to the Image Universe only to discover all of it's occupants waring the Crossing outfits.
5. The Scarlet Witch created electrical shocks to be imposed on Justice everytime he was overly enthusiastic. Vance was hospitalized after receiving 47 impulses in an hour's time.
4. She replaced Namor's ankle wings with those from feminine products.
3. Wanda restricted Mr. Fantastic's stretching ability to that one area allowing him to fill in as Mark Wahlberg's body double in Boogie Nights.
2. The Scarlet Witch removed Captain America's strategic senses. Later that day he defeated Galactus.
1. She imbued Quasar with Starfox's sex drive. Wendell's title was swiftly changed to Procreator of the Universe.
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