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SWM Seeks Female Orc.   Looking for a long term relationship.    Please contact me immediately at LTG 2306-87-234, ask for Nate. Outside Underworld 93 late last Thursday night -- You had red hair, gold-colored cybereyes, concealed twin LD-120s. I had shaved head, "very" form-fitting body armor, leather flight jacket. We discussed wine. Lost your number, please call 2401-75-2301 and leave message.  Black King threatens White rook If a certain team doesn't come back into the picture, my employer will "capture" you. We already have the king. 
Swan song. I remember a theatre, and flowers. You seem to have a lot on your mind lately. Let me take you where there are cool winds and long grasses. There is much we could discuss. A mouse says you need a friend right now. Have no fear that I will dropout. I will await you.  Apocolypse Seeks Fortune: You know who you are and what you owe me. I want what's rightfully mine and nothing more. Do NOT make me find you! Bring what is mine to the place where we first met at midnight Friday. Don't be late. 1755th Forced Recon Company: Having ten year reunion in Seattle. Seeking any members of the unit from 2025-2030 that served in any Aztlan operations. Contact First Sergeant Greer at LTG 2785-34-1000.
LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE? Let Seattle's largest dating/escort service provide the perfect date for you. Give us ten minutes to match your desires to the perfect woman for you. All dates guaranteed. 3405-3652!!!! Call now for a great time. Hey Cossack, I know you're out there man...you got broken fingers so you can't dial my number? No allegations, no finger pointing, just call.....please? Jaxx: Your pitiful life has gone on way too long. Perhaps you need to stop focusing on the women and consentrate on my people following you. You're making this way
too easy. Chameleon was never this boring, but then again. . . he's no longer in the game. Deacon. 
Starmist? I thought you were dead. Had I known you weren't I wouldn't have left you. Please contact me! Please, I need you back in my life. You know how to reach me. I'll be waiting for your call. Mister Clean? You tall bald hunk of a man! You promised me you'd call me, so we could get together for a romantic getaway to some remote island paradise. Please call me soon stud-muffin. You know my number........Serina. Single Female troll, 23 seeks mate of any race. You'll find me pleasant and charming. I seek a permanent relationship with lots of love and happiness. I will relocate for
the right man. 
FURY!!!!! You no good slime. You double crossed the wrong people this time. Consider your time in the Metroplex nearly over. Do not bother reposting to this ad....as we don't care to hear any more of your lame excuses. Corporate Scientist SEEKS Relocation: Reply to Seattle BOX 3424. My resume includes major research in biogenetics and chemistry. Will relocate to any warmer
climate. Seeking salary of 1,000,000¥. 		 Game has Changed In a Major Way. What was once left is now right. The windows are not as they seem, but as they are. Look towards the sky to find the rythem of the ground. Rendezvous is impossible as the cats have gone to sleep. Next message will follow. 
AMNESTY: For all of you that have outstanding debts with Josey on the South Side. All tabs will be cleared for one days work. Be at the bar no later than noon on Saturday to take part in this Amnesty. No phone calls please. Travis: You know why we're looking for you, you will not escape. Doc Leroy.  Information Sought: Anyone with any information concerning a firefight between a black limousine and a Nissan Holden-Brumby around 4 PM on Tuesday July 19th, please contact LTG 4206-74-9444. Any information will be rewarded accordingly.
Mr. Stoner, I'm coming for you. Better watch you hoop. Shadow Who Walks In the Sun.  You Know who you are. If you don't know who I am, I'm the female elf you peek at through the blinds. Quit peeking, or else I'll time share with Stan the Troll, you pervert! And stop stealing my chickens!!!!!!!  A Special Thanks. I was walking down 8th Avenue in the rain when a gang member assaulted me and stole my purse. A stranger, who I later identified as Timkin, apprehended this lost soul and recovered my purse, which contained the missions government check. Sister Mary-Katherine.
Actors/Models Needed: Local entertainment company seeks talented amateurs for new episodes of
trideo series.  Contact Blaise, Inc.		 NERPS! For you! For them! For your car! I am looking to join up with a good outfit on the street of Seattle.   My name is John Raymond Eisslehoff, street name is is "The Ripper".   I am well trained and descreet.   Please call me on my personal phone at LTG 2311-43-2331
Single White Male is seeking refuge from the nightlife.   Ready to settle down and start a family.   Please call Jaxx at Box 8743. Hey guys!   I went on hiatus for a couple weeks and come back to find out you broke up!   What the drek?  I still have your stuff.    Pops. Lone Star Badge Number 24153 was found at Mary's brothel.    It was not connected to an officer.   Found in linen basket.   Come get it Michael!
Donate Organs / Blood / Body Parts!
UPMC is canvasing the country taking donations to our important research.   Big money paid for good parts!		 New company is seeking interns.   Pleae contact Oddball at Box 45432 for application to this new and wonderful company.    No pay, must have references. Favorite Lingerie?   Come in and we'll model it for you.    Saties House of Undies.    Corner of Liberty and Sundusky Streets...downtown.
Young boy age 12 or 13, Human, born in Seattle.  He's yours for 50 nuyen
and a bottle of whiskey.  I gurantee you wont see another deal like
this. Inquire at the payphone at the corner of 5th and Elm Street.  Ask
for "Fred".  I'll find you.		 Looking to join a hermetic circle in the Seattle Area.   I need to be initiated and don't have anywhere to turn.   Please contact me immediately at BOX 93432. Hookers Hookers!  Hookers!!!
Come to our window showing of all types of hookers!!!    Sale Sale Sale!

All hookers will be rented tonight!
Hookers -R- Us.     For a reservation, please contact the Godfather, and remember Pimp'n Ain't Easy.
TO RAGGS: Blitz seyz hez gonna send da Steel Lynx, an' a mage if ya
don't got da poker money Saturday. Hope youz paid yer DocWagon bills
    -- Peaches SMASH ALL!!!		 . .
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Situations Wanted
Former Marine Sergeant SEEKS employment within the corporate sector. Skills include demolitions and chemical warfare. You'll find that I'm the right man for the job. Ask for Sarge at Moe's Tavern. They'll get a message to me. Retired LoneStar detective will find your missing person. Twenty years of police work left me with many contacts and knowledge of the streets. When everyone else fails....give me a call. 2346-2406. Babysitter Position Sought. Former Troll Mercenary seeks position as a nanny or child care specialist. Qualified to handle children of all ages, delinquents not a problem. Have references. call Bloodgutter at LTG 2406-5403. 
Bouncer Needed: Seeking aggressive individual for a position as a bouncer at our tavern. Good pay and fantastic benefits available to the right individual. Apply in Person at the Snoki Bar, East 77th Street and Gotham. Dwarves need not apply. Desperate troll requires books on building nuclear weapons. Will pay up to 2,000,000 nuyen for useful books. Need them for a "present". Just contact the ork underground and ask for Gunther.  Lone Star Security: Now accepting applications. Extensive background checks and difficult physical requirement tests prior to applications being accepted. Applications are being accepted between the hours of 11AM and 2PM on Tuesday ONLY at our Downtown Office. 
Security Personel Sought: Small company will be starting a new endevour in the South Pacific and needs a security team to protect equipment/people during a thirty day excursion in the wilderness. References required. Applications are being taken at the Downtown Job Center, ask for Mister Purceval. Must have your own equipment. Transportation and meals provided Blood Donors Needed: Client will pay top nuyen to magic-using elf blood donors. Must be registered through the MUAG and a legal resident of the UCAS to participate. Call LTG 2406-78-1110 for more information. All donors are accepted Team Sought: Experienced boatswain seeks shadowrunning team within the Seattle area. I am well versed in ships of all size. I am also a skilled mechanic and gunsmith. Call CZ at SeaMist Bar LTG 4234-567-0425. 
Now Hiring: Mug O'Soy, formerly Cup O'Soy has expanded.  Three
waitperson and one cook position has opened.  Must be willing to work
rotating shifts, no racial bias.  Escort provided to and from public
transportation stop as needed.  Contact Sam Fix c/o Short Fix Shop:
Redmond Barrens, in person only please. No calls.		 Infinity Research is seeking to hire five shamans.    All interested parties are to apply in person at the Andaraax main complex in Renton.    Please be prepared to submit tissue samples. KDKX Broadcasting Company is now restaffing it's hit show Mysteries and Magic.    If interested please apply in person.   Must have trid experience.
Pilot sought.    Our multifaceted company is seeking a pilot interested in learning the business of import export.   Must have experience flying in South America.   Contact W. Hubble at LTG 8421-743-2333 With the upcoming elections, campaigners are needed.   Make the big nuyen while helping to support a great candidate.    Must have a registered SIN, or be willing to apply.   Contact Seattle Bureau of Elections. Professional Pirate seeking refuge on land.   I am tired of water.   Need to relocate.   I am combat trained and willing to work.   Land Hoe!!!   Contact Blackbeard at The Misty Inn, Seattle Docks.

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Automobiles, Cycles, and Accessories for Sale
2049 Ford Americar: Recently damaged in a collision. The damage is repairable, however, I don't have the time or the resources to fix it. The car is available for viewing at Joe's Wreck and Wrench, M-F 9-5. (Be careful cuz Joe tends to lock up early on Friday without warning!). Call Joe at 4214-543-9453 or Timkin at 5432-054-0674.  Mitsubishi Runabout in moderate to fair condition. Driven hard, but never in an accident. New paint job and new canopy. All paperwork showing proper maintenance with purchase. 5,500¥ Seattle Times BOX 53254  Mitsubishi "NightSky" Limousine: Some glass needs replaced and interior needs completely redone. Engine and body are still in great condition. Minor front end damage and tires have been fixed. Must Sell. Best Offer. Please contact Frances at LTG 4206-74-9444.
Mitsubishi Runabout: Sharp paint job and very customized detail. Suped up with many extras, including light armor and special sound systems. 22,500¥ Firm. Seattle Times BOX 36325. Volkswago Elecktro 2050: Rear end damage. Still usable for parts. 500¥ or best offer. Call after noon 2206-74-3167. Nissan Holden Brumby 2041: Very good reliable transportation. Four wheel drive for winter months. Used for city driving only. Asking 4,000¥ obo. Call 2206-5433 and ask for Jeromey.
VolksWagon SuperKombi III 2045 Flat Bed. High miles, needs work. 12,500¥. 2206-75-2641. GMC-4201 2031 in Great Shape! New engine with only 22,000 miles. Comes complete with a matching van trailor. Tractor and trailor were recently painted. Armor has been upgraded and it is rigger friendly. Must Sell immediately at the give-away price of 140,000¥. Seattle Times BOX 1710. 2047 Yamaha Rapier Great Starter bike. High miles, but the engine was recently overhauled and suped up a bit. Bike was adult driven and never raced. 2206-70-7481 asking 4,500¥ obo. 
GMC BullDog Step Van: (Courier Variant). Fairly new condition, 2050 model with low miles. Minor patchwork to rear armor needed. Asking 42,000¥. 2401-71- Harley Davidson Scorpion. Wrecked or damaged during a battle of some type in the Redmond Barrens. Owner is no longer with us. Can be repaired or used for parts. Best offer takes. Contact Papa John at LTG 2206-75-9424. Aurora Racing Bike. Still good for parts. Asking 1200¥. Seattle Times BOX 1133.
1999 Bradley Assault Vehicle. This is a museum piece. It has never seen combat and has less than 9,000 logged miles. All the mounts for weapons are still in tact, but empty. Will throw in two spare tracks and 10 fuel cans. Call Master Sergeant Dominick Gully at LTG 2206-45-4295.  Motorcycle Trailor. Already wired to be hooked to any vehicle with a hitch. Will carry two Harley Scorpions and a spare time, plus has a tool box built into the front of trailor. In good condition, asking 1000¥. Call 2206-76-3242, ask for Ed. Volkswagon Bug 1978 Antique. Recently recovered from storage. Only 1500 original miles. In near mint condition with all original parts. Asking 100,000¥. Seattle Times BOX 34293. 
Pleasure Craft for sale.   This boat has sustained recent storm damage.  Approximate repair damage is 23,000¥.  Please contact Rent, LTG 2206-65-1001.   No offers refused. Gessup Classic!  Must Sell.   Asking 25,000¥, but will accept reasonable offer.   Magic muffler still intact.   Please contact Lou at BOX 342553. Will tow your wreck for free!  Call Honest Abe, at Honest Abe's Used Cars.    LTG 2HON-EST-ABE.
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Misc. Items for Sale
ELECTRIC GUITAR FOR SALE: Vintage '21 Fender Stratocaster. Right-handed white w/red shell pilchard. Output jack to synths and amps. Price 5000 nuyen. Send email to NA/UCAS/SEA/FRACTAL@INFO.net  Vampire Skull with Complete set of teeth and fangs. Skull has been kept in a vacuum sealed glass case for the past two years. Certificate of Authenticity from the University of Michigan to verify it's age and characteristics. Selling skull for 2000¥. Plastic molding vampire head, made using real skull to determine what the living vampire looked like. Will part with model for 750¥. If interested contact Piere' Le Stat at LTG 2401-24-1313. Pizza Oven: Full size pizza oven for sale. It is in fair condition and nearly 90 years old. Possible collectors item. Stop by Franks Pizza Shop in Tacoma or send bid to the Seattle Times BOX 2341-23. Asking 3,000¥. 
Golf Clubs w/Case Will part with this very intricate and specially designed set of clubs and designer case. It is custom made and has many features. To view the case and make an offer, please contact Lenny Moore at Vencini's Restaurant. Bidding starts at 10,000¥. FOUND: Briefcase, previously locked, containing 63 computer data disks marked confidential. Found near Super-Soy Burgers Restaurant in the airport. Will return for fee. Leave message at Seattle Times, BOX 267.  Mauler Tickets Fantastic seats and reserved parking. The seats are so close you'll think you're a player! Season tickets available, or individual games...home and away. Lowest prices in town!! 8888-80-3532
Priceless Japanese Sword . Carbon dated to the 11th Century. Very Excellent condition. Two jewels are embedded on the handle. Inscription on the blade has been translated to "From the Front We Lead". Appraised at over a million nuyen, asking 250,000¥ Sealed bids accepted at Seattle  Secured Two-Way Head-sets for sale. Designed and sold by RadioTronics. Used once during a hunting trip in Rainier Park. Will sell for what I paid for them. Asking 4000¥. Call 2406-81-7123 after 6 P.M. LOST Ares Predator II with biogrip. This pistol was dropped during an attack on my person in the subway terminal entrance on 23rd Street. It has great sentimental value. Reward. ST BOX 1189. 
Looking for a very feminine looking suit of Powered Armor.   We will purchase any photographs or information leading to this suit.   It was last seen at the Seattle Docks fleeing a crime scene.   150,000¥ reward for information.   Box 111999. Book of Arcane Magic.   This book was published in 1843.    I don't know if it is worth anything to real mages, but I'm asking 1,000¥ cuz it's a classic.   Call Joey's Guild of Comics at LTG 2301-0220-88. Spiderman Comic Issue #1000.   Asking 50¥.   Mint in bag.   Call Joey's Guild of Comics at LTG 2301-0220-88.

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Apartments/Houses for Rent
Commercial Property: 24,000 Square Foot Warehouse is now cleaned and vacant. Move in immediately. Rent is 5,000¥ per month. Generous rationing on utilities and in a quiet part of the Redmond Barrens. Seattle Times BOX 54325.  Redmond Barrens: Recently vacant apartment in a nice neighborhood. Walking distance to laundry-mat. Building has a two day a week utility ration. Building manager has recently installed water purification equipment. Seattle Times BOX 54325. Bellevue: Basement apartment available immediately. 2 Bedroom with private entrance. Utilities included. Street parking. 1000¥ per month on a six month lease period. 2206-4325 ask for Lou.
Beaux Arts: Penthouse available at the end of the month. Previous tenant left wine cabinet and complete wet-bar. 12,500¥ per month. Many amenities for tenants in a very secure building. Credit check, references, and application fee required. Call Avalon Reality for interview. Seattle Times BOX 24532. Selling: Beautiful Apartment on 10th & Aloha. 12 Stories Up, new furnature included. Has many 'suprizes' for intruders. Three blocks away from Aztechnology Arcology. Asking Price: ¥150,000 up front. Contact Polar at the Big Rhino  Spring Lake: 1800 sq. ft. Cottage for rent. Access to private lake, tennis courts, and exercise facility. Security provided by Knight Erraint Patrols. 2500¥ per month + securities. References required 1410-6041 for appointment.
Auburn Area: Single room efficiency available immediately. New Tenant responsible for clearing out old tenants belongings and trash. 300¥ per month + utilities and deposit. Downtown Luxury Apartment recently vacated.  No deposit, first month is free.   This is a wonderful security building.  BOX  23. Garage for Rent.   Redmond Barrens.  The garage is located inside of a secure complex, free of gang trouble.   Deposit and first month rent in advance.  Box 845433.

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