Greek Cuisine
Mix together the flour, breadcrumbs, suet, dried fruit, lemon rind and spice. Add the eggs and sherry, and enough milk to make a soft, dropping consistency. Place in a buttered heatproof basin and cover with a piece of foil, with a pleat to allow it to expand during cooking. Place in a large, lidded saucepan, filled with boiling water to halfway up the side of the pudding basin. Steam for 3 to 4 hours, topping up the water in the saucepan if it is in danger of boiling dry. Serve hot with a sweet sauce or (if you are not worried about being authentic) custard.
Roman Cuisine
Whatever is placed on the table, you sweep up from all sides: teats from a sow's udder and the ribs of a pig, and a meadow bird carved for two, and half a mullet, and a whole pike and the side of a moray, and the leg of a chicken, and a pigeon dripping with a sauce made from grits. You hide these things in your greasy napkin and give them to your slave to carry home. The rest of us recline at the table, relaxed and inattentive. If you have any shame, Caecilianus, return my food. I didn't invite you for dinner also tomorrow!
*Romans brought their own napkins to dinner parties.