And now, here's that infamous gang of scalliwags...
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything a song performed by...	Pa Grape the grape	Mr. Lunt the decorative gourd	and	Larry the cucumber
We are the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you... we don't do anything!
Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver and I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul. And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
'Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you... we don't do anything!
And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all. And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
'Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you... we don't do anything!
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong and I've never thrown my mashed postatoes up against a wall! And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
Huh? What are you talking about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, that's right! We're supposed to sing about piratey things.
Oh!
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not.
You are making me hungry.
That's it, you're walking the plank!
Says who?
Says the captain, that's who!
Oh yeah? Aye aye, Captain Crunch! Hee hee hee!
Arrrrgh!
Yikes!
And I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball! And I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
You just don't get it.
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!
Pass the chips... Who's got the remote control?

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