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Ok... so it's a joke page at a web site about Montana . . . what else could we use except North Dakota jokes?
Q: What do you
call a mop in North Dakota?
A:
The state flag.
Q: What does it
say on the bottom of a North Dakota Pepsi-Cola bottle?
A:
This side down.
A North Dakotan received a pair of water skis for his birthday. He went crazy looking for a slope on the lake.
Then there was the North Dakotan who noticed the sign "Wet Pavement"… so he did.
Q: Why can't you
get ice cubes in North Dakota?
A:
Because the old lady who had the recipe died.
When the North Dakotan accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. He explained, "I'm not going down there just for 50 cents."
Q: Why did the
North Dakotan go around the block 24 time?
A:
His blinker was stuck.
Did you here about
the North Dakotan who broke his arm while raking leaves?
He
fell out of the tree.
Q: Why do North
Dakotans have such pretty noses?
B:
Because they are hand picked.
Q: Why did the
North Dakotan put a hole in his umbrella?
B:
He wanted to know when the rain stopped.
A North Dakotan
Game:
Two
North Dakotans go into a dark closet. One sneaks out, and the
other one tries to guess who is missing.
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