Well there was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?"
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago.
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee, and the other is in your oatmeal."
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them: "Tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish."
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that, "Hillary says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
A woman was walking down the street when she saw a magic lamp. She picked it up, rubbed it, a genie came out of the spout. "I am here to grant you three wishes," came a deep bass voice from the genie. "I just want you to know whatever you wish for, your husband will also receive it ten fold. That's just the way I operate."
The women said, "OK," and, of all things, wished she could be a great golfer. All her life she wanted to be a golfing pro and be part of the pro-circuit.
The genie said that would be no problem, but reminded her, her husband would most likely become such a great golfer he'd be in the PGA.
It was done...
Next the women asked for 1 million dollars and the genie reminded her, her husband would receive 10 million dollars.
That was done....
"And for my last wish.. could you give me a teenie, teenie, weenie heart attack?"
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