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Hey ducky, you keep charging me like that and I'll keep putting it on your bill! *If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil from peanuts, where does baby oil come from? Time is a good teacher but kills you in the end. *I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost. Talking about new elements, take Canadium: similar to Americum but a little denser, much more rigid, and often called Boron. *How did a fool and his money get together? Warning: dates on your calendar are closer than they appear. *Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Once you make it idiot proof someone makes a better idiot! *I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. *When you throw the cat out of the car window at 60 mph does it become kitty litter? Hey, like everybody else I'm unique. *Sex is like air, not important unless you're not getting any. It may be lonely at the top, but you eat better. *Does fuzzy logic tickle? Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control. *My girl friend paints her finger nails with whiteout. At night when she's asleep, I go over and write mis-spelled words on them. You found Fountain of Youth, now go out and find the Fountain of Smart. *If I follow you home, will you keep me? I get enough exercise pushing my luck. *Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? Last time I woke up grumpy she kicked me out of the bed. When I was little my grandfather asked me how old I was. When I said five, he said, "When I was your age I was six." *Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. *I have an answering machine in my car that says,"I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call back when I'm out." *I planted some bird-seed and a bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. *I bought my kid an unbreakable toy and now he uses it to break his other toys. *Falling in love is awfully simple, and falling out of love is simply awful. *How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning? *I tried to draw my shadow once, but I couldn't. Know why? My arm kept moving. *If you try and don't succeed, give up. No use being a damn idiot! *My parents never gave me a toy train for Christmas. Instead I got a toy subway. You couldn't see it, but every once in awhile you could hear a rumbling noise go by. *I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. No brush, no paint, no canvas, no subjects. I just think about it. *In today's world it seems as though if one is not confused then they are not thinking clearly. *Is it true that nostalgia is not what it use to be? *Dan Quayle was quoted as saying, "If you don't succeed, you may risk failure." *I would take issue with you, but I refuse to have a battle opf wits with an unarmed opponent. *The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. *There was a club in New York called the G-Spot. If you can't find it you can't come. *I recently got a Get Well card that said, "You must be pretty sick. I just saw your kin folk trying on your clothes." *Just last week I had a one night stand and the person was thoughtful enough to find and send me an appropriate card. It said, "Thanks for the cheap physical encounter."
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