Psychological Type Humor

Epitaphs

• ESTJ Be back next year with flowers!
• ISTJ Forever on time
• ESFJ Arranged my own funeral
• ISFJ Wish I could still help
• ESTP Well, *this* is boring
• ISTP Build a better coffin
• ESFP Where did everybody go?
• ISFP Smell a flower for me
• ENTJ Whoever did this, I'll get you one day
• INTJ *Now* try telling me what to do!
• ENTP Death is being out of options
• INTP Talk about "analysis paralysis"
• ENFJ Another opportunity for learning
• INFJ The ultimate clarity
• ENFP Catch you on the flip side
• INFP Eternal harmony

Collective Nouns for Types

• an invasion of ENTJs
• an argument of INTJs
• a froth of ENTPs
• a heresy of INTPs
• a broadcast of ENFPs
• a synod of INFPs
• a cooperation of ENFJs
• an empathy of INFJs
• a precision of ISTJs
• a favor of ISFJs
• a quantum of ESTJs
• a cotillion of ESFJs
• a pallette of ISFPs
• an implement of ISTPs
• a gala of ESFPs
• a scrum of ESTPs

Illusions of the Unhealthy XXXX:

• ESTP "I'm a stud and the world revolves around me"
• ISTP "I can make anything work"
• ENTP "I can come up with a solution for anything"
• INTP "I'm brilliant and you'd better bow to my genius"
• ESTJ "I am in control"
• ISTJ "I do everything right"
• ENTJ "I am all-powerful"
• INTJ "I am all-knowing"
• ESFP "I am the most glamorous"
• ISFP "Nobody has better taste than I do"
• ENFP "I have the most enthusiasm"
• INFP "I have the most sensitive conscience"
• ESFJ "Everyone likes me and wants to be like me"
• ISFJ "Nobody can get along without me"
• ENFJ "I can teach anyone anything"
• INFJ "I have the best intentions"

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