57. PUTTING THE SHOE ON THE OTHER FOOT!

May 15, 1998

 

In a post responding to Osareya, Howard8984 writes:

"Why should I buy your personal opinion of the matter?"

Why should you not?? Can you refute Osareya’s propositions? You haven’t yet. If you think you have refuted Osareya’s propositions, please tell us what your standard of refutation is, and exactly where in the Bible you find the principles by which you inform your standard, if in fact the Bible is your epistemological standard. (I would love to see this!!)

Howard8984 writes: "No one observes facts or events objectively;"

Are you speaking for yourself here, Howard? Is this observation you make an objective fact? Why should anyone accept your personal-subjective statement here as truth? Again, can you cite the reference in your Bible which states what you are saying above? OR, is this merely one of your famous ‘inferences’? Can you answer any of these questions for us??

Howard8984 continues: "…one’s axioms and conditioning control the metaphysics of interpretation."

If your epistemological standard is found in the Bible, where does the Bible state this? I have never read it. Can you explain what you mean by ‘conditioning control’ in this statement? Can you explain why anyone should accept your personal-subjective opinion here? Is not interpretation an epistemological matter? What specifically is meant by "metaphysics of interpretation" and how do one's "axioms and conditioning control" the metaphysical?

Howard8984 points out: "I have not seen you posit a valid example of conflict with the universe."

Perhaps that is because your eyes have been effectively closed by such scriptural passages as II Corinthians 5:7, where Paul writes: "... we walk by faith, not by sight." I would infer from this passage and by your own declared allegiance to biblical doctrine that you do not use your eyes (the organ of sight, which the New Testament apparently despises), and therefore you probably have not seen anything anyone has written - hence your constant insertion of words into other people’s mouths. Can you explain why anyone should accept your personal-relative statement??

Howard8984 declares: "Your implication here is that the past is like the present, of which you do not have certainty of." [sic]

Can you explain how you arrived at the certain conclusion you present here that Osareya does not have certainty of his implication that the past is like the present? It seems in order to arrive at this conclusion of yours, Howard, that you would have to know everything that Osareya has ever thought, studied and known. If this is not the case, can you explain why anyone should accept your personal-relative statement?

Howard8984 asks: "How does an evolutionary worldview have uniformity of nature with no change?"

How does a Christian who takes his religion seriously learn to tie his shoes?

Howard8984 ‘reasons’: "Even if it is a progressive long-term change, to hold to absolute uniformity [is] impossible."

Can you explain, Howard, why anyone should accept your personal-subjective opinions as truth? Can you explain how the concept ‘absolute uniformity’ is impossible? Do you think it would first enter thy swollen head to first define what is meant by the term ‘absolute uniformity’ before one begins discharging statements that such a thing is possible or that such a thing is impossible? Can you explain why anyone should accept your personal-relative-subjective-arbitrary-whimsicle-nonsensical-outlandish-comedic-absurd-desparate-idiotic-disingenuous-obtuse-inane and internally vacuous opinion as anything even remotely resembling truth??

Howard8984 exhorts: "Please read history. Jerusalem was destroyed in AD 70. Sure, some of the buildings still exist as the ground, etc., but I was referring to the social and political polis."

Can you define for us the term ‘destroy’? Whoever ‘destroyed’ Jerusalem in AD 70 apparently did not do a very thorough job of it, for it stands even today, 1928 years later as one of the world’s most important capitols (my ‘subjective’ opinion here, folx!). Again, Howard, can you tell me why anyone should accept your personal-relative-laxative-deprived opinions as truth?

Howard8984 stretches: "For you to deny a miracle is to assume that nature operates in a law-like fashion and that there can never be any exceptions."

You’re right, Howie-boy!! I thought having triplets was unusual! But when my wife gave birth to a 200-lb. bouncing elephant last week, I’m quite convinced that your ‘worldview’ - complete with that solid belief in miracles - is the only ‘rational’ worldview to have!! I’m sold!!! Where do I sign up for tickets to see God???

Howard8984 again ‘reasons’: "If so, this implies knowledge into the nature of reality and the metaphysical limits of possibility."

Heaven forbid that anyone claim that they possess any knowledge whatsoever about the nature of reality!! Whosoever dare that he know the factor of existence shall bear the mark of scorn on his forehead!! Damned be he who inquires into reality!! Blessed be he who reads the books of the Old and New Testaments and surrenders his mind to his superior priestly elites, and declares simply, humbly, and steadfastly: "I believe!!" Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is knowledge. Weakness is strength. Love is fear. Fear is love. Those who hunger SHALL be filled!! Those who dare question Howard SHALL be met with the question: "Why should I buy your personal opinion of the matter?" Those who dare assert a statement of certainty to Howard shall be met with the question: "Why should I buy your personal opinion of the matter?"

Howard8984 cites fallacies: "To reject the Bible for its claim of miracles is to beg the question."

And by some miracle you are going to explain this statement?

Howard8984 continues: "It is an inductive fallacy; you can’t know the entire past or the future."

Are you saying that there are individuals who are participating in this forum who do not know "the entire past or the future"? Can you demonstrate for the group how you have arrived at this certainty? Would you also argue that it is impossible for anyone to possess knowledge of "the entire past or the future"? Can you explain how you arrived at this opinion? Can you explain why anyone should accept your personal-relative opinion?

Howard8984 states: "Unbelievers accept miracles in lotteries, get-rich quick schemes, reincarnation, social karma, mother earth, wonders of crystals, pyramids, etc."

Is that all unbelievers or some unbelievers? Can you explain how you come to this opinion? Can you explain how lotteries are parallel in this context to reincarnation, ‘wonders of crystals’, ‘pyramids’ or even the ‘miracles’ told in the tales of the Bible? After all, there will eventually be a winner in any state lottery. That is a fact, and identification of this fact is based on reason, not on faith. Can you tell if any of the participants of the debate play the lottery? If so, can you tell us the difference between you and any two-bit psychic charlatan? Can you explain to us why we should accept your personal-subjective opinion as truth?

Howard8984 argues: "To deny a miracle would require a complete analysis of every claim of miracles and a complete explanation of every other event that has ever occurred in the universe."

Have you heard about the latest miracle? God got caught in the Oval office last week funneling embezzled funds to the democratic White House a la John Huang. Believe it! For as Howard says, in order "to deny a miracle would require a complete analysis of every claim of miracles and a complete explanation of every other event that has ever occurred in the universe". Get ready to begin your analysis, folx!! You’ve just been presented with a claim of a miracle!! According to Howard’s personal standard of ‘miracle-refutation’, in order to refute my claim of the miracle I report above, anyone so inclined to attack its merits will now have to engage himself in a lifelong and eternally inconclusive but ‘complete analysis of every claim of miracles...’ AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ALSO a ‘complete explanation of EVERY other event that has EVER occurred in the universe!!" No, do not ask for evidence! My miracle is true UNTIL proven false!! After all, this knowledge has been REVEALED to me by God Himself (just after I got out of the shower this afternoon!!). Now, who can argue with that?

(Basically, Howard’s ‘standard’ above means that one can NEVER deny the report of an alleged miracle, no matter what the source. After all, Howard said it!)

And STILL Howard has not explained to us WHY ANYONE should accept his personal-subjective opinions as truth.

Howard8984 argues: "If Jesus rising from the dead is symbolic, then Christians are still dead in their sins."

Christians are symbolically dead anyway, so what are you complaining about? Get a life!

Howard8984 runs on: "The plain sense of Scripture..."

There are new oxymorons coined everyday!!

"…is that man is truly sinful,"

Again, Howard must be speaking for himself here.

"…not metaphorically nor symbolically,"

But.... but..... but.....??? Finish the sentence, Howard.

"…therefore, atonement by Christ’s substitutionary work is essential."

Why should I buy your personal opinion of the matter?

"We also compare unclear passages with other similar subjects in the larger contexts of the Bible."


Which are equally unclear....

Osareya was finishing a thought: "Of course he hasn’t done this lately [speaking of God’s miracle-working], and the last time he did it, he mysteriously left no proof.... But hey, we got the useful word ‘sodomy’ out of it..."

Howard8984 retorted: "God can use the means of slow self-destruction; economically, judicially, disease, etc."

So does God decide to ‘use the means of slow self-destruction...’, and if so how? Does God’s decision mean he’s changed in some way? If God hasn’t used the ‘slow self-destruction’ technique for, say, 200,000 years, and then decides it’s time to use it again, doesn’t that mean that there is some tiny little change going on with the ‘Big Guy’ in the clouds there?? You are the one who said that ‘God does not change...’ I suppose you must know. After all, you are Howard.

Howard8984 observes: "One obvious means is to allow the unbelievers to short-circuit their lineage by abortion. God permits abortion for this very cause. The children by birth are not innocent. ‘They come forth from the womb speaking lies.’ Psalm 58:3

"That would include you."

Howard, do you think your statement here can be construed as an ‘ad hominem’?? You’re right! Perish the thought!

The moral of today’s story: You ask stupid questions, you get stupid answers!

Feeling punchy after a successful week at work!! Have a good weekend one and all!

Tindrbox

 

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