SOMEDAY, I'LL LOOK BACK ON ALL THIS, SMILE KNOWINGLY, AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT...

I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THE INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS I HAD ABOUT HIM...

I'M EASY TO GET ALONG WITH ONCE YOU LEARN TO WORSHIP ME...

YOU WANT TO WHAAATT?? GET A GRIP!!!

I COULD TRY TO BE NICER IF YOU'D LEARN TO BE SMARTER...

YES DEAR, YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, EXCEPT IN THOSE FREQUENT INSTANCES WHERE I AM...

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE LOVE? SIMPLE, YOU START SAYING YES DEAR...

SURE, IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING NOTHING, BUT IT TAKES A WHILE FOR THIS BRAIN TO CONFIGURE MY NEXT IDEA...

SURE I'M OUT OF MY MIND, BUT GO AHEAD, LEAVE A MESSAGE...

I REALLY DON'T WORK HERE, I'M JUST A CONSULTANT...

OF COURSE I REMEMBER DOING THAT! EHH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?...

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT DOESN'T WORK, I FOLLOWED ALL THE INSTRUCTIONS I COULD UNDERSTAND...

I THINK I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION, GIVE ME A MINUTE...

NO WAY CAN I POSSIBLY CONTINUE DOING THIS JOB WITHOUT CHOCOLATE...

WHEN I MOVE TO THE DESERT, I GUESS I'LL FIND OUT IF M&M'S REALLY MELT IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOT IN YOUR HAND. MAYBE I CAN GET A GOVERNMENT GRANT FOR THE STUDY...

I CAN'T PRESUME TO VOICE THE OPINIONS OF ANYONE ELSE, BUT AS FOR MY OWN, WELL, I CERTAINLY HAVE THEM!...

I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF DENYING ANYTHING I HAVE SAID BECAUSE I WILL NEVER ADMIT I SAID IT...