It shoud be noted that: pissed means
to get drunk, snog is a "really good French kiss British-style",
and well... to shag someone isn't a dance, if you get my meaning.
Christmas ain't cheery when you can't pay the rent,
Christmas is bleary with all your paycheck spent,
So let's drink some more eggnog,
That yummy Yuletide brog,
And we'll all get pissed on Christmas.
New Year's ain't happy when your love has left you
dry
New Year's resolutions hardly make it through the night,
So let's drink some more eggnog,
Everyone will shag and snog
And we'll all get pissed on Christmas.
I'm sorry but I don't buy it,
Just correct me if I'm wrong.
Grab another round and help me sing out loud,
The eggnog singalong.
So let's drink some more eggnog,
That lifts that new-year bog,
Yes, let's all get pissed,
Let's all get pissed,
And we'll all get pissed on Christmas.