Conjuction Junction

Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done
Conjunction junction what's their function?
I got AND, BUT n' OR, they get you pretty far

Spoken:
AND, that's an addative, like this AND that.
BUT - well, that's sort of the opposite.
Not this, BUT that.
And then there's OR, O-R.
When you got a choice like this or that.
AND, BUT, and OR, they get you pretty far!

Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Hookin' up two box cars and making 'em run right
Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice,
Hey that's nice
Dirty but happy, diggin' and scratchin',
losin' your shoe and a button or two
He was poor but honest, sad but true
Boo hoo, hoo hoo, hoo!

Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Hookin' up two cars to one
When you got something like this choice:
Either now or later
Or no choice:
Neither now nor ever!
Hey that's clever!
Eat this or that, grow thin or fat
I bet you now I'm too skinny as it is!

Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Hookin' up phrases and clauses that balance like:
Out of the fryin' pan and into the fire
He cut loose the sandbags
but the balloon wouldn't go any higher
(yeah) Let's go up to the mountains,
or down to the seas
You should always say thank you
or at least say please.
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses
in complex sentences like:

Spoken:
In the morning, when I'm usually wide awake,
I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake
Where I often see a duck and a drake,
and I ask myself as I walk by
Just what they'd say if they could speak,
Although I know that that's an absurd thought.

Conjunction junction, what's your function?
Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction junction, hows that function?
I like tyin' up two cars and makin 'em run right
Conjunction junction, what's your function?
I'm gonna get you there if you're very careful...
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah

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