Mystery Song Entries:June 1997 - June 1998
Why Don't We Get A Drunk and A Screwdriver - John Jeffcoat
Lets find us a snuff queen, then "Lets Get Drunk and Screw" Sounds like my life story. - freak33
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Interface - Brenda Miller
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Modem to the Max - Brenda Miller
Falling in Love is Hard (on the Knees) - Raubyn Blackburn
Why Don't We Be Cows and Mooo! - Chip Blackburn
My Won't Bea & Chet Shrunk. And you? - Donna Branton
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Do the Apocalypso in the Volcano like a couple of Fruitcakes with a Blonde Stranger - Mike Blair
I Propose We Ponder our Potential Inebriation and the Ultimate Indulgence of our Salaciousness - Mike Nichols
Why Don't We inebriate Until We Continuously Copulate - Parrothead Suz
What Say We Have a Couple and Couple? - Ed Veithenthal
Why Don't We Get Inebriated and Coincide* - Will of Slater Hollow
(According to Webster's dictionary, coincide, to occupy the same place in space or the same period in time - wborden
Why Don't we split a keg and screw until we pass out - Jason S. Reusch
Why Don't We get some Glue and Goo -- Gerri Branton (Mom of Jane Doe)
Come Monday, Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw on Billy's Coconut Telegraph While Imitating Elvis - Jon Nordin
Why Don't We Get Drunk, and Beat the Blues - bjbj1
Why Don't We Get Drunk and be Fools --- bjbj1
My parrot eat a brand new Chevvy - micheal.frenneby
I've got a tequila and she's got the rest, let's drink it all and then make a mess - chuckmer
WHY DON'T WE ALL BECOME PARROTHEADS? - SINCERELY, DEALERMAN
Why Don't We Buy A Skunk and A Gnu? - Becky at Coos Bay, OR
Hey babe, wanna see my Kennedy imitation? - Edward Rodman
Why don't we slam dunk and watch "Home Improvement?" - Edward Rodman
Why don't we slam dunk and populate? - Edward Rodman
Why don't we get pc literate and let me turn your hardware into software? - Lady Jess
Why Don't We Get Drunk and send our luggage to Cabo San Lucas while we go to Florida - little-red-robo-hood
My face is leaving in five minutes, so be on it, and then we will get drunk on Bundy Rum (good Aussie Drink) and screw. - MZ™
Parrot heads live to get drunk and screw, I really would appreciate if some Parrot Head ladies come down under to get drunk and screw. - Ivan Walker, Brisbane Australia
Let's binge and bump uglies! - rbm
Why don't we get stuck and ?*^? Got more words to go along but not appropriate for all. - D. Snowden
The woman goin' crazy on Caroline street wants to get Drunk and Screw or - Who's the Blonde stranger that wants to get Drunk and Screw? - Kristy (PL@40)
Why don't we get hammered and play with a power tool. - Ashley
"Why Don't We Get Drunk and Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo" by the famous Cuban Bandleader Ricky Ricardo and the Cracked Coconuts during a wave surge off the coast of Key Largo during a summer sunset only your mama could dream of - Lisa Harraden
"Why Not Get a Punk and a Gnu and Go See The Closest Zoo", by Waldo and the Marching Macaws of Paradise Alley . . . Hmmmm??? - Lisa Harraden
My parrot drank my beer now,
so I blew his head darned off.
My stupid parrot's drunk now,
yea he's oh so drunk . . .
My parrot drank my beer babe,
and now he's gonna pay. - Chris Rodgman
Why don't we get drunk and tip cows! - Roger Fournier, Jr.
Let's drink and do it! - jpwhitfo at pcc
The name of that song has to be, "I've Got A Parrot, You Don't!" - Patricia
Perhaps we should become inebriated and fornicate - phil2sail
Why Don't We Get Drunk, Us Too? - Paul
Why don't we get drunken parrot up! - Jimken
Screw it. Let's just get drunk. - kmccrack
Why dont we get drunk and poo. - kpv
"Why Don't We Screw a Drunk?" We all know it's happened before! Honey, I think that is true. BTW, I'm wearing a two-toned Ricky Ricardo jacket. - JayBee
"I really (hic-up) do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here. Your face sounds so wonderful but your voice don't look to clear. So Marvin take a picture of my new friend Kate so we can (bbrrrrrpp) go get inebriated and fornicate." - Bob Robinson - Rock Hill, SC
Let's stalk Jimmy tell we get thrown in jail and met a great guy named "Bubba" - AUNTOTIS1
I just bought a water bed, it's filled up with elmer's glue! - 18403
Why don't we get sick and puke? - The Herndons
I've Never Heard You - nidi
To think you've chosen me -bnll2
Let's get funky and woo - Crash Guggenhiem
Why don't we eat beans and.....Whew! - oefears
There is a good lookin' blonde w/ a bottle scotch and she wants to get drunk w/ me . . . and screw. - A.Capp, B'ham, MI
I suggest doin' it w/ carnal knowledge after rollerskating through the cross walk, drinkin' rum until dawn, and re-imbibing until our hearts are content; then awakening and starting over. - A. Capp, B' ham, MI
She's never made love to a parrot, but she's kissed a cockatoo! - davez
All shall bow in the presence of the Dolly Llama! - from Mo-Thug (the man in search of future holy ones) - The Wakefords
I'm tired of you whining in my wine so I'm leaving you to
the buzzards Billy Boy? - Sandy Mason
Why don't we remove our glasses . . . we'll like what we see and screw! - Tammy Perner
Why Don't We Get Srunked and Drew..."hikkup"....oh yeah!! - Bev Fontenot, South LA.
Why don't we get drunk and head out of here, and look for a parrot, that likes to drink beer - Angel
Let’s Get High and Multiply - TS
Why don't we become God's own drunks, and do it like Frankie and Lola on the Coast of Marsailles, while the weather is here and I am wishing you were beautiful, but after a few more margaritas you will be - Jason Bartlett
Screw who!!!! Why don't we get drunk!!! - From one parrothead to another!!!!
WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK TRYING TO FIND OUT WHEN THE VOLCANO WILL BLOW THE PIRATE TO NORTREN LATTITUDES, LIKE TO THE SONY THEATER IN CAMDAM N.J. - LUGNUTDR
Sounds like "Why don't we drink tee moony key lime shooters and go to NASA and make whoopie on the moon", and then we'll eat a cheezeburger and be in paradise down Mexico way on a water bed filled up for me and you - Ms. J.J.
If we couldn't screw we'd all go insane! - Rocky Repp
Fins! - radrain
"If it weren't for Archimedes, there wouldn't be a screw" - Larry
why don't we get screwed, and drink? - savannahdelaney
They Don't Dance Like Carmen No More' sooo I gues we'll just eat a big bowl of bananas and mangos, drink too many Margarittas and to do the "waterbed tango" in Hollywood Bowl. - LoLo
Why don't we get it up and dunk it! - jacrow
I can live without the drinking just as long as we do it. - Lyle Morgan
get drunk - Welx27
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw in the parking lot at Jimmy's show?! - Havana Daydreamer
Why Don't We Get so Drunk at Jimmy's show that we don't remember how to get home! - Havana Daydreamer
Is it something to do with . . .The Night The Bottle Let Me
Down . . . and a jukebox? - Amanda
Why don't we get drunk and smooch - mlk@tamu
David Allen Coe: "Jimmy why don't me and you get drunk and screw" Wild West Saloon 1998 Bloomington,Ill - David Wulf
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Internet - Billy Peoples*
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Put My Hard Drive in Your Floppy - Billy Peoples*
* The judge is NOT eligible to compete for the awesome prize?
SPECIAL CATEGORY - UNDER AGE GROUP!
Why Don't We Drink Pop ... And Go To School - Parrothead Suz
Why don't we eat lunch in school - Brad Bernhardt
Why don't we get lunch at school! - ER Jones
I got it! It's the 'keet version of Marvin Gardens sleazy song. I believe it is called "Why don't we get Lunch in School". - Jeremy Perella
Why don't we get lunch in school - Stephen Harris
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