I tell you, drivers from Alabama are real hazard to traffic.
Driving to Neyland Stadium today on I-40, I look over to my left and there's this BAMA fan in a Mustang doing 75 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eye liner! I look away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she's halfway over in my lane. It scared me so bad I almost dropped my Corona that surely would have soaked Jimmy Buffett's "A Pirate Looks At Fifty" I was reading.