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McDonalds: Exposed "We're Investigating America's #1 Killer For You!" |
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McDonalds: Exposed "We're Investigating America's #1 Killer For You!" |
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Nooo, Noooooo! Don't eat it! Read about McGwire's latest ad campaign involving McDonalds, finally creating the perfect union between good and evil. Message to Mark: Beef up on androsteindione all you want, just stay away from the evil hamburgers! Let's all just pray he didn't eat that Big Mac. -- For the full story -- |
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This is simply proof of something we already knew. McCholesterol,
McCancer, and McCardiac Disease take many lives each year. Take the advice of the sign and stop Ronald before he really does kill again. -- For the full sized picture -- |
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Ronald McDonald - the man in charge Grimace - loveable friend, or fat pile of goo? Hamburglar - a convict for all ages! Birdie - McDonald's answer to the feminist movement Iam Hungry - the newest member to the clan brings a storied past The Happy Guys - Spokescritters of the world famous Happy Meal |
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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad McDonald's - March 3, 1998 Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Slogans - October 2, 1997 Top Ten McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac - August 22, 1997 Top Ten Other Failed McDonald's Promotions - June 4, 1997 Top Ten Signs McDonald's Is in Financial Trouble - February 28, 1997 Top Ten New McDonald's Menu Items for Adults - May 15, 1996 Top Ten Rejected McDonald's Slogans - February 27, 1995 |
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We here at McDonald's Exposed we think that what we're up against is more than just some lousy fast food joint. Read on if you dare..... -- Click here for the truth-- |
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