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J's WORSHIP PAGE AND HOME OF LANKA LANKA LANKA!!!!!!
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As you can
see, you have stumbled upon the realm of Dr. J's worship page.
For those of you who do not attend Valparaiso University, Dr.
J is a Calculus teacher here at Valpo. <---- Check out his
page, it's impressive. He tells us crazy stories of how to apply
Calculus to the real world. As you will see from his stories, he
is a pretty weird teacher.
TO
THE QUOTES OF VALPO FACULTY
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The
second semester has come here at Valpo, and sorry to say I no longer have
the great Dr. J. as my teacher. My life has changed to that of a
person that only swims. That's right, I'm on the Valpo Swim team,
and our season has to come to a close. I have to make a couple
of shots out to Phil Gutman, Stefan Hoffmeister, Marcus Fayhee, and Gregg
Gallina. These boys have helped me stay motivated along with making
the sport somewhat enjoyable, and anyways who else could come up with the
nickname of "Slick Willy" but Marcus.
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Lanka Lanka Lanka is no more, but I will
leave our rules for those who wish to find out how to run a real frat:
We
the people who be the charter members of Lanka Lanka Lanka, under the auspicious
of Charlemuth and the Wu-Tang Clan, do here by proclaim:
1. Women allowed only in Reynolds wrap
2. Charlemuth is the supreme leader
3. Yom Kippur is official rush day
4. All alcoholic beverages must be purchased from Wal-Mart
5. It is illegal for Joephus to drop his pants in public
6. Dr. J is official storyteller
7. Official meeting is Tuesday night at 10:00
8. Beaver is our official mascot
9. Old Style is not allowed in Lanka Lanka Lanka
10. Officially a Hebrew fraternity not in any way affiliated with
the Greek society,
therefore not holding any of their rules
11 3/4. Anyone not obeying
above stated rules shall be MUTHED!
The
signing of this Manifesto signifies the establishment of Lanka Lanka Lanka
as the first and only Hebrew fraternity at Valparaiso University.
The
only reason Lanka Lanka Lanka was disbanded, was because rush happened
and everyone went there seperate ways. It's sad to see a frat like
this be destroyed.
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Over the past year I have decided to become a memebr of a fraternity. I joined Sigma Tau Gamma, Beta Lambda Chapter at Valparaiso University. Its great, all the guys here are really cool, or "Killer" as Felten would say. At the house I've had many epic battle with Ullrich and Felten. Gut and I fight over everything but its all good. Life is just quality. Skurve is my roommate this year. We live simple lives of fraternity memebers. We enjoy it all the time. Sig Tau is life.
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The
above mention Muth is our rlc Richard
Muth. He is pretty cool, I guess.
nWo 4 life!!!!!!
RAW is WAR
COMES TO CLEVELAND MARCH 2nd
That's right wrestling fans, RAW is WAR comes
to Cleveland on March 2nd and who is going to be sitting ringside?
Well me of course. Yes, I have accquired ringside seats for this
evening of death and destruction. Do you know what I want to see
though? I want to see Kane get what he deserves. Now, I'm not
calling on the Undertaker to come out and whoop his brother's ass, because
it is obvious that he won't, but I think that the entire WWF should ban
together and just kick his ass once so he joins the Undertaker and they
become the greatest tag team ever.
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RAW is WAR returns to the Gund on June 29th and I also hope to be a part of this. While Vince continues to ruin the WWF, I will continue my cheering for Stone Cold the greatest wrestler of all time. GO WOLFPAC!!!!! nWo 4 Life!
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Sports Hall of Shame
On the
third floor of Lankenau Hall, we loved to give days to players that never
quite made an impact on the game of baseball. Our first winner was
Buddy Biancalana, but he is no match for our player of the year Sammy Sosa,
who recently recorded his 1,000th strikeout. Congrats Sammy.
Anyways, every week we will try to give you the name of a player who is
terrible, but deserves at least some credit for playing in the majors.
This weeks winner is:
Terry Yake
St. Louis Blues Forward
past winners:
Stoney Case
Albert Belle
Bob Probert
Moses Moreano
Tim Wakefield
Frank Thomas
Donald Igwebuike
Uwe Blab
Terry Davis
Mel Hall
Scott Bankhead
Bobby Ayala
Fransico Cabrerra
Yorkis Perez
That's all for now talk to ya later kiddies!
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I'm a
huge Cleveland Indians fan, in fact I'm one of the few here at Valpo.
Last night, the Indians beat the New York Yankees in the Division Series
to make it to the ALCS. All of this would not have been accomplished
if not for Brian Giles.
His amazing play in the first inning of game
4, sparked the Indians to the win, and eventually turned the tide for the
entire series.
Way to go TRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!
And thank heavens for Marquis Grissom too.
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Now that the Tribe has made
the World Series, they are the team to beat. Again with the play
of Brian Giles the Indians surpassed the Baltimore Orioles in the ALCS
in 6 games. What other play could get hit in the head before the
game and still be able to play. Giles is amazing. Again thank
you John Hart for not trading Brian Giles.
Though the season is over, and the Indians did somehow lose the
World Series, I have to say that the Tribe had a fantastice year and I
can't wait for the next one to start. Though there are trade rumors
flying with Brian Giles involved, I think the Indians realized that
they need him to take them back to that place in the sun.
Brian Giles amazing start spurred the Indians into first place in the Central where they will stay without much challenge. The Twinkies are the only threat to the Tribe. To find outr more about the Tribe follow the WWF/Indians link at the bottom of the page.
I can't believe it!!!!!!!!!! The Indians are the stupidest team in the history of the game. THEY TRADED BRIAN GILES!!!!!!!! Can you believe that???? And for who?!?!?!?! SCRUBARDO RICON!!!! What were they thinking?!?!?!?!? The only thing that will restore my total confidence in the Tribe would be the addition of either Curt Schilling or Roger Clemens. I still love the Tribe, but enough is enough.
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Maybe it's just me, but.....
isn't true that this is the age of the video
game.
As I sit
here at valpo, struggling with my CE homework, I have come to a conclusion,
that all that really matter in college is if, 1. You can drink, and
2. You can play N64. I come from a town where most people have whatever
they want, this must also be true of Valpo students. Not only do
people sit on my floor and play N64 all day long, it isn't a shock to find
them playing the newest games with the max out systems. I'm sitting
here and sayiong to myself, "Bill, you are looking for quarters to do laundry,
how to these kis have 70 bucks to spend on N64." Well, it is apparent,
the parents of these children must be niave to their childrens stories
of all the things that they do to improve in school. I've lived without
my N64 for let's see..... about six months now, and I don't how this game
system can run a college life. The impression I got was that college
was to experience the outside world not be sheltered. Well, maybe
its just me.
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Also check out the Valpo
Web Site
Visit my
Kickin' Star Wars Site
Don't
forget to go to my Wrestling
Haven/Indians.
Visit my
Quest to get a Car Site
HERE
ARE THE LINKS, BABY
Everyone loves the nWo
come back or I'll whip you ass, and that's the bottom
line!
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