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October 15, 1999 Reporters Cammi Granato *** Rich Storm Volume
V Issue 33
Blues
Double the Whites
Their was some concern on the
blue bench before the game, that they wouldn’t have enough guns to compete
with a stocked white team of Kenny, Tommy, and Johnny. But, Uncle
Bob removed any doubt that the Blue team would be able to compete. In first
appearance of the season, U.B. slipped two meaningless goals past The Ghost,
as the Blues opened up to a 5-1 lead in the first period. The White
team managed to cut the deficit in the second period on a meaningful goal
by Thor Miller and two meaningless goals by Kenny. But at the start
of the third period, the flood gates opened, and The whites began pulling
away and finished the game 10-5.
Report by Rich Storm.
White Scoring Summary
Thor Miller
Kenny 2
Tommy Z
Klinger *(Blue Goal)
Blue Non-Scoring Summary The
Anvil
Boris dives into a hot pizza,
while Rich Storm,
Doc and Frank wait patiently.
The
Peoria Rivermen won both their home games this past weekend to begin the
1999-2000 season in style at 2-0-0, but lost Bret Meyers for the season
and Darin Kimble for a few weeks. Already on the IR were Darren Maloney,
who should return for this weekend's pair of games, Kenzie Homer, and Trevor
Baker. The Rivermen may be a little down, but the team is going about business
as usual. Coach Granato is confident his team will be
ready for this weekend's games
at Toledo and Huntington.
The Rivermen are off until
a Saturday date in Toledo. The next Rivermen home game is on Friday, October
29 against Louisiana.
Who Wants to Go?
The Rest of The Story
The phone has been ringing all day,
since the fax went out! Rich Storm has been accused of yellow journalism
after his story went out over the phone lines.
What did he do?
He forgot to give the meaningful score.
He didn’t mention a goal by The Alien. That is understandable.
You all have been warned that if you don’t come over to Henry’s and pour
the writer a beer, your goals might be forgotten when the article is written.
That method doesn’t always work because if you pour too many beers, the
article might be all fiction mixed with Duffer Virtual Reality when the
author sobers up. The only sure way to get your achievements into
the Duffer News is to E-Mail your message to: lopatka@ix.netcom.com before
Tuesday.
Alien’s goal would have
given the Blues a Meaningful tie. Dill Deau made his first
appearance since our Peoria trip last Easter. That is a news worthy
story right there because it is hard to come up with a headline that beats
a Dill Deau line, but Dill was missing Tweedy set-ups all night long.
Then it happened Dill misfired on a pass from Tweedy and it slid harmlessly
toward the Ghost, who was ready with his big stick on the ice. Just
when the puck was about to hit the bottom of the Ghost’s stick, Tweedy
gave the knob a tug and the big paddle went up like a draw bridge and the
puck went under it and crossed the goal line for a meaningful goal.
That Goal gave the Blues a 2-1 Meaningful win.
Wally Kraft, shown here displaying
the last 25 issues of the Duffer News . Beak rewarded Wally for picking
him up at the Charleston airport. Wally’s son Brian is doing well.
Visit his web page at:
and e-mail him at: fish@alaskasportsmanslodge.com
New Socks Are Here!
Put them on. Give
your old ones to Good Will! The Duffers pride themselves on looking
sharp. The King has decreed, "No more sweat pants or other ugly leg
wear."
Peoria Road Trips
11/12-14, 11/26-28 12/10-13, 12/17-19
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November 12 Peoria Trip
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Dec.31 Y2K Party
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January 13-16 San Jose Trip
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Joe Maz got a great price for 35
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We need to commit now!
Audiences weren’t ready for the real Greg Brady
$225.00
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