loser.wav (70k)

    Ace: Loo-hoo-zeh-her
 
 

yesohhyes.wav(133k)

    Ace: Yes! Ohh Yes! Can you feel that huh huh huh... I have EXORCISED the demon... this house is clear.
 
 

thelaugh.wav(18k)

    Appropriately named "The Laugh."
 
 

really.wav(93k)

    Ace: Re-he-he-he-heaaallllyyyy.
 
 

allrightythen.wav(29k)

    Ace: Alllrighty Then!
 
 

waitlonger.wav(26k)

    Ace: If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!
 
 

scotty.wav(30k)

    Ace: (Impersonating Scotty on Star Trek) I just can't do it Captain, I don't have the power!
 
 

bones.wav(75k)

    Ace: (Impersonating Bones on Star Trek) For God sakes Jim, I'm a doctor... not a pool man!

     Ace: (Impersonating Captain Kirk on Star Trek) Captains log, stardate 23.9 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We've
            'traveled back' in time to save an ancient species from total anialation. 'So far', no signs of apparent life, but I'm going
            to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. 'I've got to mister!'
 
 
 

rubberglove.wav(42k)

    Ace: No... the guy with the rubber glove was suprisingly gentle.