3dogdare.wav

     Schwartz: I TRIPLE DOG DARE YA!
 
 

fragile.wav

     Dad: Ahh, frageelay, it must be Italian.
    Mom: I think it says fragile, honey.
    Dad: Oh yeah.
 
 

finger.wav

    Dad: NOT A FINGER!!!
 
 

sonsofbitches.wav

     Dad: SONS OF BITCHES, BUMPASS'!!!