needinfo.wav(61k)

    Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!
 
 

behave.wav(81k)

    Austin: Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!
 
 

groovy.wav(45k)

    Austin: Oh, groovy, baby!
 
 

danger.wav(42k)

    Austin: Austin Powers...danger's my middle name.
 
 

letsshag.wav(87k)

    Austin: Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?
    Vanessa: What!?
    Austin: I've been frozen for thirty years! I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working!
 
 

washup.wav(151k)

    Austin: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to washup first? You
                know, top and tails...whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my  undercarriage a bit
                of a how's your father!
 
 

getarise.wav(43k)

    Austin: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!
 
 

alotta.wav(166k)

    No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
    Austin: Come again?
    Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
    Austin: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!
 
 

yourturn.wav(80k)

    Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
    Austin: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn! Hahaha!
 
 

mrevil.wav(92k)

    UN Representative: Now... MR. Evil...
    Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'Mister' thank you very much.
 
 

evilvet.wav(109k)

    Scott: I like animals... maybe I'd be a vet!
    Dr. Evil: An *evil* vet?
    Scott: No!  Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo.
    Dr. Evil: An *evil* petting zoo?
    Scott: You always do that!!!
 
 

scrotum.wav(67k)

    Dr. Evil: There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum... It's breathtaking... I suggest you try it!