notevil.wav(116k)

    Dr. Evil: You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the diet coke of evil... just 1 calorie
                  not evil enough.
 
 

zipit.wav(448k)

    Dr. Evil: (Dr. Evil talking to Scott)
 
 

veryrandy.wav(15k)

    Austin: VERY RANDY!!!
 
 

trillions.wav(56k)

    Dr. Evil: Why make trillions, when we could make billions?
 
 

mini-me.wav(79k)

    Dr. Evil: I shall call him... Mini-me.
 
 

grrr.wav(27k)

    Austin: Grrr baby, very grrr.
 
 

time4tea.wav(75k)

    Austin: I'll go back to the 60's, recharge my m-mojo, defeat Dr. Evil, and be back in time for tea.
 
 

grrrinswinger.wav(43k)

    Austin: I put the GRRR in swinger baby!
 
 

shagwith.wav(54k)

    Felicity: I say if you can't be with the one you love, then 'shag' the one you're with.
 
 

turtlehead.wav(125k)

    Fat Bastard: First things first. WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle head poking out.
 
 

cornincrap.wav(127k)

    Fat Bastard: Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I have bigger chunks of corn in my crap!
 
 

getinmybelly.wav(286k)

    Fat Bastard: ... he kinda looks like a baby. COME HERE, I'M GOING TO EAT YA! I'M BIGGER THAN YOU ARE,
                        HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN. GET IN MY BELLY!