cupholder.wav(253k)

    Marcus: You mean you paid $80,000 for this car and you ain't go no damn cupholder?
    Mike: It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars, 0-60 in four seconds... Limited Edition.
    Marcus: Damn right it's limited. No cupholders, no backseat, just a shiney dick with two chairs. I guess we're the
                  balls just dragging the fuck along.
 
 

alarmed.wav(91k)

    Mike: Hello?
    Marcus: We're your new neighbors.
    Mike: Don't be alarmed. We're negros.
 
 

brownsugar.wav(36k)

    Marcus: We were wondering if we can borrow some brown sugar?
 
 

motherbitches.wav(23k)

    Store Owner: FREEZE, MOTHER-BITCHES!!!
 
 

skittles.wav(166k)

    Store Owner: Hey, freeze bitch!
    Mike: You freeze bitch!
    Store Owner: Oh shit...I'm fucked.
    Mike: Now, back up. Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
    Marcus: And some skittles.