betty.wav

  Ty: I like you Betty.
  Danny: It's Danny, sir.
  Ty: Danny.
 
 

nananana.wav

  Ty: Nananananananana!
 
 

getnothing.wav

   Spaulding: I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips.
  Judge Smails: YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
 
 

dalai-lama.wav

   Carl: The Dalai Lama himself.
 
 

gunga-alunga.wav

   Carl: Gunga galunga... gungga... gunga alunga.
 
 

totalconsciousness.wav

   Carl: When you die on your deathbed,you will receive... total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
 
 

eatfat.wav

   Spaulding: Are you going to eat your fat?
  Judge Smails: Spaulding!
 
 

steponduck.wav

   Al: (Al farts) Did somebody step on a duck?
 
 

varmitpoontang.wav

   Carl: I smell varmit poontang. The only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang.
 
 

cinderella-story.wav

   Carl: This crowd has gone deadly slient, cinderella story outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper, now about to become the
           masters champion. (Hits ball) It looks like a mirac... IT'S IN THE HOLE! IT'S IN THE HOLE.