theprice.wav(22k)

    Happy: The Price is wrong, bitch!
 
 

putt.wav(69k)

    Happy: Ooh! Happy learned how to putt, uh-oh!
 
 

puck.wav(31k)

    Happy: That's MY PUCK, baby! Don't ever touch my puck!
 
 

breakfst.wav(198k)

    Shooter: You're in big trouble pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
    Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
    Shooter: No!
 
 

whackerguy.wav(165k)

    Happy: Step right up folks, see if you can out drive the amazing golf ball... uh, whacker guy.
 
 

tapitin.wav(80k)

    Happy: Just tap it in. Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy, tap tap taparoo.