hail.wav(12k)
Crew: Hail! Scroob!
assholes.wav(150k)
Dark Helment: How many assholes
do we have on this ship anyhow?
Crew: YO!
Dark Helment: I knew it!
I'm surrounded by assholes! (Pulls down facemask) Keep firing assholes!
bucklethis.wav(31k)
Colonel Sandurz: Sir! Had
you better buckle up?!
Dark Helment: Aaaah... buckle
this!
5minute.wav(240k)
Colonel Sandurz: Are you
alright, sir?
Dark Helment: Fine. How
have you been?
Colonel Sandurz: Fine sir.
Dark Helment: Good.
Colonel Sandurz: It's a
good thing you were wearing that helment.
Dark Helment: Yeah..
Colonel Sandurz:What should
we do now, sir?
Dark Helment: Well... are
we stopped?
Colonel Sandurz: We're stopped,
sir.
Dark Helment: Good. Why
don't we take a five minute break.
Colonel Sandurz: Very good,
sir.
Dark Helment: Smoke if you
got 'em. (Dark Helment falls to the ground)
findshit.wav(79k)
Dark Helment: Found anything
yet?
Black Spaceballs Trooper: We
ain't found shit!
order.wav(37k)
Dark Helment: Out of Order?!
Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!