hail.wav(12k)

    Crew: Hail! Scroob!
 
 

assholes.wav(150k)

    Dark Helment: How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?
    Crew: YO!
    Dark Helment: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! (Pulls down facemask) Keep firing assholes!
 
 

bucklethis.wav(31k)

    Colonel Sandurz: Sir! Had you better buckle up?!
    Dark Helment: Aaaah... buckle this!
 
 

5minute.wav(240k)

    Colonel Sandurz: Are you alright, sir?
    Dark Helment: Fine. How have you been?
    Colonel Sandurz: Fine sir.
    Dark Helment: Good.
    Colonel Sandurz: It's a good thing you were wearing that helment.
    Dark Helment: Yeah..
    Colonel Sandurz:What should we do now, sir?
    Dark Helment: Well... are we stopped?
    Colonel Sandurz: We're stopped, sir.
    Dark Helment: Good. Why don't we take a five minute break.
    Colonel Sandurz: Very good, sir.
    Dark Helment: Smoke if you got 'em. (Dark Helment falls to the ground)
 
 

findshit.wav(79k)

    Dark Helment: Found anything yet?
    Black Spaceballs Trooper: We ain't found shit!
 
 

order.wav(37k)

    Dark Helment: Out of Order?! Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!