vacation2.wav(89k)

    Clark: Say, uh, excuse me Holmes. Ah ha.. what it is, bro. We're from outta town.
    Black Guy: No shit.
 
 

vacation4.wav(76k)

    Eddie: mmm, mmmmm, mmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?
 
 

vacation6.wav(369k)

    Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll
               tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're
               gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn
               smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pligrammage to see
               a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
 
 

vacation10.wav(38k)

    Clark: He owes the Griswolds, right? Fuckin' A right he owes us!