Bastion Booger

		Bastion Booger *Hometown:* Unknown *Height:* 6'2" Weight: 401 lbs *Finisher:* A little dance followed by a crotch splash *Comments-* To the me greatest wrestler of all time, hands down. Career Highlights- He first debuted in the WWF on WWF Superstars. Only that punk Virgil beat him in his debut match. Bastion got a rematch the next week and won soundly, by kicking the living tar right out of Virgil. He had numerous matches with the 1-2-3 Kid, Mr.Perfect and Bam Bam Bigelow. He was known to bring food with him to ring and eat it during his matches. Once on WWF Challenge he stole a WWF Ice-cream Bar for a little kid at ringside and ate it during his match. When he hosted WWF Raw he ordered a pizza and ate it during the show. Didn't give any to Vince, that cheapskate probably wouldn't pay any of the bill anyway. Bastion never co-hosted RAW again, Vince was probably upset that Booger didn't give him any pizza. His first WWF PPV was Survivor Series 1993 when he was a member of Bam Bam's team along with the Headshrinkers. The WWF made it look like Bam Bam was the captain, but we all know Booger was running the show for his team. I can accept him teaming with Bam Bam, he was ok at the time but the Headshrinkers? The Headshrinkers blew the whole match. He was pinned by Mable but if you watch the match, unlike the ref, Bushwhaker Luke was the legal man and Bation had him beat. After that, Bastion fell in love with Luna Vachon (how nice). Only problem was she was Bam Bam's girl. So Bam Bam cheated to beat him a few times. Bastion's next PPV was WWF Royal Rumble 1994. But unfortunatly he got sick in the locker room and missed his number. If he did come out he would have kicked some ass and gone on to win the rumble and the title at WrestleMania. I heard Lex Luger and Bret Hart planned on throwing themselves out if they were in the ring when Bastion Booger came down the avoid getting beat up. But before WrestleMania X the great Bastion Booger left the WWF. A dark day in he history of are sport for sure.

Hometown: Unknown

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 401 lbs

Finisher: A little dance followed by a crotch splash

Comments- To the me greatest wrestler of all time, hands down.

Career Highlights- He first debuted in the WWF on WWF Superstars. Only that punk Virgil beat him in his debut match. Bastion got a rematch the next week and won soundly, by kicking the living tar right out of Virgil. He had numerous matches with the 1-2-3 Kid, Mr.Perfect and Bam Bam Bigelow. He was known to bring food with him to ring and eat it during his matches. Once on WWF Challenge he stole a WWF Ice-cream Bar for a little kid at ringside and ate it during his match. When he hosted WWF Raw he ordered a pizza and ate it during the show. Didn't give any to Vince, that cheapskate probably wouldn't pay any of the bill anyway. Bastion never co-hosted RAW again, Vince was probably upset that Booger didn't give him any pizza.

His first WWF PPV was Survivor Series 1993 when he was a member of Bam Bam's team along with the Headshrinkers. The WWF made it look like Bam Bam was the captain, but we all know Booger was running the show for his team. I can accept him teaming with Bam Bam, he was ok at the time but the Headshrinkers? The Headshrinkers blew the whole match. He was pinned by Mable but if you watch the match, unlike the ref, Bushwhaker Luke was the legal man and Bation had him beat. After that, Bastion fell in love with Luna Vachon (how nice). Only problem was she was Bam Bam's girl. So Bam Bam cheated to beat him a few times. Bastion's next PPV was WWF Royal Rumble 1994. But unfortunatly he got sick in the locker room and missed his number. If he did come out he would have kicked some ass and gone on to win the rumble and the title at WrestleMania. I heard Lex Luger and Bret Hart planned on throwing themselves out if they were in the ring when Bastion Booger came down the avoid getting beat up. But before WrestleMania X the great Bastion Booger left the WWF. A dark day in he history of are sport for sure.