Holstein Humor
Periodically, I'll put up a funny or two as I think laughter is indeed
the best medicine.
Speaking of medicine.....since I work
in the medical field......
here's a little medical humor for ya!
Artery...............................Study of Painting
Bacteria............................Back door to the cafeteria
Barium..............................What doctors do when treatment
fails
Bowel ...............................A letter like A, E, I, O, or
U
Cesarean Section ............A district in Rome
Carpal ..............................Person you ride to work with
Castrate ...........................Market price for setting a fracture
Cat Scan...........................Searching for kitty
Cauterize..........................Made eye contact with her
Chiropractor ....................An Egyptian doctor
Congenital........................Friendly
Cystogram .......................A cable sent to your sister
D & C ..............................Where the White House is
Denial ..............................Where Cleopatra used to swim
Dilate................................To live long
Elixir ................................What a dog does to his owner
when she
gives him a juicy bone
Enema ...............................Not a friend
Fester................................Quicker
Fibula.................................Small lie
Genital ..............................Non Jewish
G I Series..........................Soldier baseball
Hangnail............................Coat hook
Impotent............................Distinguished, well known
Inbred ...............................Best way to eat salami
Labor Pain.........................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff ...................Doctor's cane
Morbid...............................Higher offer
Nitrate ..............................Cheaper than the day rate
Outpatient.........................Person who has fainted
Pap Smear.........................Paternity test
Paradox ............................A couple of quacks
Pelvis.................................Cousin of Elvis
Prostate.............................Flat on your back
Recovery Room................Place to do upholstery
Rectum..............................Dang near killed him!
Seizure...............................Roman emperor
Terminal Illness................Getting sick at the airport
Tibia..................................Country in North Africa
Tolerance..........................What you get if
you give growth hormones to ants
Tumor ...............................More than one
Urine..................................Opposite of you're out
Varicose............................Near by
Vein...................................Conceited
If you have a favorite funny, send it to me and I'll post it!