THE RULES




1. The female always makes the rules.

2.  The female can change her mind
at any given time.

3.  The rules are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.

4.  The male must never change his mind
without the expressed written consent
from the female.

5.  The female is never wrong.

6.  If the female is wrong, it is because of
some flagrant misunderstanding which
was a direct result of something
the male did or said wrong.

7.  If rule six (6) applies, the male must
apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8.  The female has every right to be
angry or upset at any time.

9.  The male must remain calm at all times,
unless the female wants him to be angry.

10. Any attempt to document these rules
could result in bodily harm.

11. If the female has PMS, all rules
are null and void.

12. The male cannot, under any circumstances diagnose PMS.

Now you know!





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