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ARIES
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Love of Bast is the cure for a poor
self image, not a romantic infatuation. There is no problem in a relationship
that cannot be solved if Bast is placed first in your mind and emotions.
You may either restrict your eating habits or your human may have to put you on a special no tuna, no milk diet. Stay away from the catnip if it gives you the munchies.
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LIBRA
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You can be successful with something but it will involve being patient.
The truth discovered may serve as a valuable warning. The internet may be
helpful in your work situation. Your approach to mousing may strike others as
being invalid and unoriginal. Don't be discouraged by the negative thoughts of others.
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TAURUS
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You have good powers of diplomacy with
someone in authority. You are able to get catnip simpy with one headbonk these days. However don't take your new found luck for granted. Enjoy the catnip while it last.
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SCORPIO
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It may be appealing for you to instigate a conflict and then sit
back and enjoy the entertainment value of watching others fight about
something -- but don't. Those dogs will figure it out eventually and then where will you be? Therefore, be swift to listen and slow to
mew.
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GEMINI
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You must think of yourself as the wonderful kitty you are. the recent bout of depression you are experiencing is just because of the onset of summer. Your fur is falling out more and more everyday. You haven't been quite up to watching the birds in the window. My advice to you is to find a nice lap to lay in and get some loving from those closest to you.
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SAGITTARIUS
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It must be wonderful to be you this month. With the wonderul mood you have been in. The birds are out everyday...the squirrels and chipmunks as well. There is nothing better to do than sit in a window in the sun and watch the all scurrying about. But don't be caught off guard when this good mood fails you, and it will.
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CANCER
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Times they are a changin. That darn dogs is getting just way too much attention. What are you going to do about it? Well my advice would be to turn on the charm. Rub everyones legs. Purr for no reason at all. Headbonk everytime you get the chance. People love you, you just have to remind them.
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CAPRICORN
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To those who are spayed ar neutered, there's no shame in remaining single for the time
being, don't bow to peer pressure. However I do see someone special for you in your near future. Don't be so guarded that you miss the chance
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| LEO
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Perhaps you experience needless anxiety from anticipating criticism. If your
actions are pleasing to humans, why worry about the opinions of dogs? However you may need that dog sometime soon so try to stay on his/her good side. Dogs are good companions at times.
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AQUARIUS
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Oh how you wish you could get outside. Being an indoor cat is for the dogs!!! You're tired of trying to sneak out of every door that opens. You can see all those creatures out there just waiting to be caught. I highly recommend you stay indoors this month though. I see bad luck in your future and a kitty needs all the luck he or she can get outside.
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VIRGO
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You're really fed up with your human these days. I have a wonderful way to get them back. Stare aimlessly into space or at a wall as if there were something there. Watch them try to see it. Do this often. Soon they will leave you alone.
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PISCES
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Purr baby Purr!! You need to strut your stuff. It's just what the vet ordered to get yourself going again. I know you have been feeling listless and tired but snap outta it!! There is a whole house full of people you could be ignoring. A neighborhood full of neighbor pets you could be teasing. Show yourself a little fun. It'll be worth it you'll see.
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