Sayings - Page 3

And they just keep showing up!  Get ready for another installment.  Grab another cup or glass of your favorite beverage, settle in, and prepare to be entertained:

Are you an Internet Addict?

You might be addicted to the Internet if: 

  • Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
  • Your dog has its own home page.
  • You can't call your mother because she doesn't have a modem.
  • You refer to going to the bathroom as "downloading".
  • You kiss your beloved's home page.
  • You refer to your age as 3.x
  • You don't know what gender more than 3 of your closest friends are because they have neutral nicknames.
  • Your spouse has a new rule:  The computer cannot come to bed.

Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? 
Why do we wash bath towels?  Aren't we clean when we use them? 
Do Unto Others...

by James R. Fisher, Jr.
To have a friend, you must be a friend,
starting with yourself.
The greatest hunger a person has is to be needed.
Help create that feeling in others.
The greatest virtue is kindness.
You can't love everyone,
but you can be kind to everyone.
Don't try to impress others.
Let them have the fun of impressing you.
Be enthusiastic.
Nothing of consequence was ever achieved
without enthusiasm.
Be positive.
Positive people attract others, 
while negative people repel.
You have greater impact on others
by the way you listen than by the way you talk.
Gossip cheapens the one who gossips;
more than the one gossiped about.
If you are given to making fun of someone,
be sure it is of yourself.
Be genuinely interested in others.
Get them to talk about themselves.

You are listening to Encircling Wind
Original Music composed by Tom Williams, III
Copyright 1996-98 by Dreamsharer Music, Ltd.
 

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