Sayings
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More signs
you are drinking too much coffee:
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You grind
coffee beans in your mouth
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Your eyes
stay open when you sneeze
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You can jump-start
your car without cables
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Your only
source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
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You've worn
out the handle on your favorite mug
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You help the
dog chase his tail
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You call your
spouse your "coffee mate"
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You don't
tan, you roast
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You've worn
out your third pair of running shoes in a week
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You don't
need a hammer to pound nails
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You ski uphill
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Your movements
are not picked up by motion detectors
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You get drunk
just so you can sober up
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You channel
surf faster without the remote
Happiness
is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and
strong. The amount of work is the same. ~~ Francesca Reigler
The larger
the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. ~~ Ralph
W. Sockman
Enjoy
yourself...these are the good old days you are going to miss in 10 years.
It's a
consolation to know that no one can make a fool out of you but yourself.
No time
is ever wasted that makes two people better friends.
You can't
touch another's heart with anything less than your own.
A person
who is never wrong has guessed right more than once.
It is
never cloudy outside if the sun is shining in your heart.
The Measure
of a Person
~~ Author Unknown
If you
start the day without caffeine;
If you
can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
If you
can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
If you
can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it;
If you
can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
If you
can forgive a friend's lack of consideration;
If you
can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no
fault of your own, something goes wrong;
If you
can take criticism and blame without resentment;
If you
can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him;
If you
can face the world without lies and deceit;
If you
can conquer tension without medical help;
If you
can relax without liquor;
If you
can sleep without the aid of drugs;
If you
can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against
creed or colour, religion, or politics;
Then, my
friend, you are almost as good as your dog!
More to
come ~~
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