Bachelor Bash
Hosted by Bogie and Spud.
Come on in and grab some grub. Better serve yourself and make it fast before the rest of the guys show up.
This is real guy food - hey, a man's gotta eat what he's gotta eat. Now step right this way for the entertainment.
Whoa! How 'bout that Misty in her checkered cummerbund? Whatta gal!
Uh oh, there's Uncle Tex and his ever-present guitar. It doesn't take much for him to starting singing sad country songs about lost opportunities, broken down pickup trucks, and lonely hearts. Better turn up the stereo and drown him out.
OK. That's about it. What does a guy need besides great food, cold beer and a cute kitten to ogle? You want intellectual stimulation....go to the library. You want frou frou....go to the Bridal Shower.
Leaving so soon? Have a mug of coffee before you hit the road to the Wedwinking!