(Daisy's wardrobe and make-up by Triffan GentleKat of Triffan's Katnip Hut.)
Q:My wink-wink just got elected to City Council and I've been invited to tea with the Mayor's wife. Due to extreme compaign expendatures, we don't have a lot of toonas. What can I wear that will look expensive, but not break the bank?
A:Cherie, when you want to look like a million samoleons without breaking the bank, think RETRO! This little lime-green suit from the fifties is just the ticket! The Mayor's wife will be green with envy when she spots that saucy peplum. Do not neglect to accesorize properly, however! A little Mamie Eisenhower hat, patent leather purse with huge gold clasp and ultra-chic cat's eye glasses round out the emsemble. I promise you, the power-brokers will be discussing you and your wink-wink's political future for a long time!!
Q:I always sworn that if I reached ten without a wink-wink, I would go all out to find a tom before it was too late. I've just had my tenth birthday, and I've splurged on a ticket to go on a first class cruise so I can find a first class sugardaddy. But my upper legs are not my best assest anymore. What can I wear that will be flattering and yet still alluring?
A:Sweetheart, you are truly in luck. Clamdiggers are making a big come-back. These marvelous little numbers look so snazzy and up-to-date that no one will guess that your ulterior motive for wearing them is to cover your, er, cottage cheese storage bins. Add a middy collar, strappy platform sandals and perky little sailor hat for that nautical touch and it's anchors away! (And good luck...do you REALIZE the ratio of unwedwinked toms to females on a cruise??)
Q:I have a red-hot date with a young professional tom! He's invited me to a debutante ball. I need a snazzy look to compete with all those young curvaceous kittenettes. I don't want his head turned in the wrong direction!
A:Darling, you haven't got a thing to worry about. All eyes will be upon you as you make your entrance in this simple, yet dramatic ensemble. The silver armlets set off the slinky black formal, nes pas? We older females are the only ones with enough elan to carry off this stunning look, and you need have no fear of being outshone by those frou frou young ladies. (Besides, those heavy armlets might come in handy if that young whippersnapper doesn't keep his paws to himself.)
Q:I am so unsure of myself when it comes to headgear. Nothing seems to look right on me. My son is getting wedwinked in a garden ceremony this spring and my daughter-in-law to be has informed me that she expects me to wear a hat. Please advise.
A:My dear, I have the purrrfect solution. A beret suits all face types and is flattering for all breeds. And straw is so appropriate for Spring. A jaunty beret made of straw captures the best of everything. For that special touch add a whimsical piece of fruit. Then you can truly say you have a strawberry straw beret.
Fashion-conscious felines simply MUST visit Ye Castle Mall for a tasteful selection of fashionable apparel. And don't neglect to drop in on my Chapeau Chateau to meet all your milinery needs!
