Look out, Bitsy.

I have completed my course in Mr. Sass A. Frass's School of Feline Ninja Warriors.

If you want to fight, Bitsy, be prepared. My entire body is a lethal weapon.

I have mastered the art of meditation.

I have learned to be quite adept at becoming invisible while practicing self-defense.

I can move at tremendous rates of speed, avoiding clumsy objects- and no, I only LOOK insane. Actually I'm crazy like a fox.

You may be a formidable opponent, but I'm choosing to fight. I KNOW I can win and that RIGHT will triumph.

Check out my arsenal and weep, Bitsy!

To scared to look, my dear?? Ok then, go back to the...

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