That Otto had better look out if he thinks he can get the better of me. I'm 17, but I look no older than 10 thanks to diet and exercise (and catnaps). Otto may think he's dealing with a naive youngster, but let me tell you he's not going to pull the wool over my eyes. I've been around a LOOOONG time.
I know he's got to be a shady character. I knew it ever since I first went into Sam's klubbrume and saw a graphic that my human had animated with her bare hands (on the computer keyboard of course). Sam denied it had been stolen and told me that Otto had sold it to him. Then I read about the Oscat Theft and put two and two together. I used my charm and great beauty to wheedle a club membership out of Sam and decided to lay low and see what transpired. I also entered the beautiful cat contest hoping to gain additional information (of course I will withdraw as soon as this caper is over - it's not fair to the other contestants to have a PROFESSIONAL beauty in among their ranks).
I didn't have long to wait. The fish (drool!) took the bait. Otto invited me for a ride in his new purple Rolls. After making a pretense at demurring (mustn't appear too eager or he'd be suspicious) I accepted. I made some inroads on that date, and also had some great toonas (drool!).
I've got him on the hook now! Just look at this sparking ring he sent me. I fawned all over him and batted my huge green eyes at him so he'd think I was succombing to his charms. It's not going to be too long before I can wheedle all sorts of things out of him. If I reel this fish in veerrry carefully he'll never realize he's hooked until it's too late.
No siree! You won't catch me lying down on this job!