June 5, 1997
Dear Diary,

That Otto is playing right into my hands. Just take a look at what he sent me.

Well, it may not be the right statue, but I know I'm on the right track here. I pretended to be quite overwhelmed, and coyly did not say directly that it was not quite what I wanted but dropped a few subtle hints about Bastet and my passion for Egyptian artifacts. Then I invited Otto over for my famous Catnip Mimosas and offered to show him my extensive collection so he could get more of an idea about what would be to my taste.

How can any red-blooded tom resist me in this gorgeous little item I found in Victoria's Secret CAT-a-log? Get a load of that leg!! That Oscat's as good as mine I tell you.

Candy is dandy, but catnip is quicker.

Brrrrrringgg! Knock knock! Bam bam bam! Open up, purrlice!


(My heart sank when I heard these sounds of doom.)

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