Part 4

June 12, 1997
Dear Diary,

These toms! Now this private eye wants to talk to me. I think he knows a lot. I intend to unleash my famous charm on him and see what I can learn while pretending to help him.

I've been sniffing around on the web. I smell something fishy and it ain't toonas. For example it seems as if half the female cats on the net have the same diamond ring as I got, and they've been out joyriding in Otto's purple Rolls too.

And Lisaviolet! That little chickiepoo with her innocent demeanor. And in her garage...oooh. I saw that yellow car as plain as the whiskers on your face! That little slyboots wasn't born yesterday. She's got to know about the "suspicious vehicle" every cat on the web has been talking about.

I'm gonna fix that Otto but good. Sending me another box of candy while Kelli gets a gold fish bowl. My tail gets bushy just even thinking about it.

Otto had the nerve to ask me out for another ride. I played cool and hard to get. Claimed I had fur to wash, but just maybe I'd spare the time for a short spin. I even pretended to be enamored of that idiot Purrliceman Leopod and his uniform. Ha!

Otto sent me a picture of himself in a uniform. If you ask me I think he'd better not stand in front of any hotels. Someone might mistake him for a doorman and ask him to hail a cab. I hinted around that a yellow car might set off the primary colors he is wearing and make him more appealing. I wonder if he'll bite.

I've got to get my paws on that box Kelli has stashed under her bed. I'm going to tell her that Otto sent me to collect it for him. Maybe I'll even pose as his aunt. She's so innocent she'll probably fall for it.Those young spring fryers may be appealing to the eye, but when it comes to intrigue involving the oposite sex it takes a mature roaster not to fall apart under all that heat.

It's demeaning to be dressed like this, but I've got to get my paws on that Oscat (and get that award Queen Bitsy promised!!)

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