Halloween Jokes

What instrument does a skeleton play A Trom-BONE

Who was the most famous witch detective? Warlock Holmes Where does a ghost go to refuel his car ? a gastly station What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon ? a sour puss What do you call a monsters parents? A Mummy and Deady

Why did Dracula take cold medicine ? To stop his coffin Why do ghosts go to Bars ? For the boos Why are ghosts messy eaters ? Because they are always goblin What goes on a ghosts desert ? whipped Scream What is Dracula's favorite holiday ? Fangsgiving What kind of makeup do ghosts use ? mas-scare-a

What is the ghosts favorite drink ? Ghoul Ade What type of music does a mummy like ? Wrap ! What kind of witch retires to the beach ? a sand-witch Why didn't the skeleton go Trick or Treating? Because he had no guts !

How do we know vampires like baseball ? every nite he turns himself into a Bat How does a girl vampire flirt ? she Bats her eyes Why are demons and ghouls always togeather ? Because demons are a ghouls best friend What song does Dracula hate ? Sunshine on my shoulders

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