A Mommy Test...

1.) On a good day you:
        A) cook a 7 course dinner for 20 of your closest friends
        B) landscape the 10 acres surrounding your house
        C) take a shower

2.) On your nightstand:
        A) are scented candles and an uncapped bottle of almond massage oil
        B) a glass of wine and notes for the bestseller you're going to write
        C) 5 empty baby bottles and 17 spit rags

3.) When your husband comes home:
        A) he pulls the car in the garage and has flowers and Chinese carry-out
        B) he pulls the car in the garage wraps his arms around you and
	says, "You still have that glow"
        C) he leaves the car running in the driveway, peeks his head in the
	door and says, "Was it a good day?"

4.) The man in your house is:
        A) your devoted soul mate
        B) your best friend and confidant
        C) vaguely familiar and the reason you haven't slept in a month

5.) You secretly want to:
        A) seduce a complete stranger
        B) kidnap your husband and escape for a romantic weekend in the
	Caribbean
        C) find out what rice cereal really tastes like

6) Your primary goal for the next five years is:
        A) to discover a cure for AIDS
        B) find an environmentally safe fuel source
        C) finish your laundry

7) You can make $10 last:
        A) an hour
        B) a week
        C) as long as it needs to

8) The last meal you prepared:
        A) contained items from all the food groups in the pyramid system,
	in the proper quantities
        B) also had an appetizer and a desert
        C) utilized peanut butter and jelly and was devoured in 20 seconds

9) The most interesting thing about your baby is:
        A) his ability to recognize people, places, and things
        B) his developmental growth and dexterity
        C) what comes out of his butt

10) When you put the baby down for the evening you:
        A) gaze down lovingly at the sleepy little angel
        B) sing a lullaby until he drifts off
        C) crawl out of the room on your hands and knees when he's not looking