Well here I am at Christmas time 1996, It was fun chewing off the little ball things that were hanging on the tree, but the human sprayed some stuff on them that really tasted awful and the big fancy boxes did to.

Now right out side this door lives this big fat yellow cat. I mean this sucker is ugly. This cat likes to come to the door and tease me. Now there is somthing that I really don't understand. My Human goes out and feeds the birds, and this fat yellow cat eats the birds, and I try to eat the cat and I am the one that gets in trouble ?????