The Haunted Pumpkin Patch
There's a pumpkin for you somewhere so just take one when you leave
Above the bats are flying, witches abound, ghouls and goblins are everywhere. Watch one might even have your name. The patch is located on a long lonely winding path behind
Tyshee's
Haunted Dacha!
If you don't know what a Dacha is you will have to visit my homepage and follow the link.
You
might meet
Boisterous Ben and Teeny Beany along the way
And don't open the gate as there's Blake Bummer
Careful
I think Flexie Lexie is over there
And
she is with Autumn Bottoms.
watch
out it's Steve Jone's Birthday! He is 40
A regular spook born on Halloween...and terribly dangerous on this day.He
knows he probably belongs in a casket but he's still lurking around.
Oh No look out behind the bushes. See what's left of Terrible Tommy.
Oh
I forgot to tell you we had to pass the graveyard. Sorry!
Don't speak to Jerkin' Jordan as that person is dangerous
And at all costs avoid Jovial Jolene
Don't let her smile and laughter fool you. She will try to grab you..notice she uses disguises so beware.
Now start running cuz
Fellen Allen will rob you
Careful
you better hide cuz here comes Jenna Jowly
Don't stumble over Landon Leach either
And Boney Toni with her husband A.D. (After Death)
And here's little Ian James. He's a good sort.
Well
we are almost there. I think I see the pumpkins now.
Well
some are sorta scarey.
I
forgot to tell you this place is haunted.
I think you better go back to my spook page or my homepage.