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Computer Withdrawal


The following was written by
Gwen Todd:

Did I get withdrawal symptoms when
my Old Faithful Puter had a fatal crash?


Gee, isn't that a given? First you walk around the house,
glancing at the "culprit" with loathing.
Then you tentatively tap out your name on the
keyboard, just to hear the keys click.
Next step is to find a major project
around the house, like maybe polishing all
the door hinges, or rearranging
your closet and hanging everything according to
length, color, and use.
Then there's another trip to the computer.
Maybe there is a connection loose,
so you check each and every cable connection,
electric connection and
phone connect, and then click the "on" button.
You hold your breath as the
monitor lights up and you see . . . . . No,
it's just that silly design that
the monitor shows when it's not hooked up to
anything, so you run another
cable check. Everything is connected solidly.

About then is when you grab the yellow pages
and look up the names of all
the computer dealers in your neighborhood,
and start using that other
instrument in your office -- the telephone!!!

But wait, there is help on the horizon.
The phone rings and it is your
granddaughter. "Hi, Grandma, we haven't had
any e-mail from you for two
days. Are you okay?" You pour out your
problems and then she says the
magic words, "Aw, Grandma, why didn't you call
right away. My husband can
build you a new computer and he gets all his
parts at cost. That's all you'll
have to pay. And we'll be up with it next
weekend to install it."

Tears of gratitude stream down your face.
Let's see, this is Friday, so
"next weekend" is a whole seven days away.
It is the longest week of your
life, but on Saturday about noon,
the car with Texas license plates drives
up. Your Granddaughter and two little great
granddaughters run to hug you.
Then wonder of wonders, there is your
grandson-in-law, clasping that
wonderful piece of electronic wizardry
to his bosom.

He hooks it up -- he's installed all the good
new things you've only dreamed
about having, but knew you couldn't afford on
your Social Security income --
It has more memory, it has terrific speakers.
Because you love your family,
you resist the temptation to sit and call up
all your friends on ICQ and
write a blanket e-mail to those who haven't
yet answered your request for
them to join you there. You spend the weekend
with your grandchildren and
your great grandchildren in an abundantly
loving atmosphere, but for the
first time, the sight of their taillights
as they leave doesn't leave you
feeling bereft.

Hello, Jacqui! Hello, Pat, Al, Bobbie, Luana --
I'm back. And I'm here to
stay. My window to the world is wide open again.

Thank you for listening Fanny --
did I have withdrawal pangs? Heavens, no!!!
(Well, not for very long thanks to a loving family.)

Copyright 2000 by Gwen Todd



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