Women's Bumper Stickers

                 *So many men, so few who can afford me.

                        *God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.

                        *If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going !

                        *My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

                        *Don't treat me any different that you would the queen.

                        *If you want breakfast in bed....sleep in the kitchen.

                        *Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

                        *I'm out of estrogen....and I have a gun.

                        *Guys have feelings too...but like..."who cares"??

                        *Next Mood Swing:  6 minutes

                        *And YOUR point IS....????

                        *Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it !

                        *Of course I don't look busy....I did it right the first time !

                        *Do not start with me.  You will not win.

                        *You have the right to remain silent...so please shutup!

                        *All stressed out and no one to choke.

                        *I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

                        *How can I miss you if you won't go away???

                        *Sorry if I looked interested.  I'm not !

                        *If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.            

                            *Coffee, chocolate, men...some things are just better rich!

                *Don't upset me!  I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

I just want revenge.  Is that so wrong?

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

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