Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than puttin' it back in. |
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. |
If you are riding ahead of the herd, look back every now and then to make sure its still there. |
If you get to thinking that you are a person with influence, try
ordering someone else's dog around. |
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
MORAL: When your full of bull keep your mouth shut. |
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. |
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. |
There are five theories for how to change a man's mind. They don't work, either. |
Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco. |
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. |
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. |
Never miss a good chance to shut up. |
There are three kinds of people: the few who learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of us who have to touch the electric fence for ourselves. |