You Know You're Addicted When....
1). When you're having more sex online than offline.
2). When you can't wait to call an online buddy to tell him/her what they missed (conversation) the night before.
3). When you keep a Pic/Gif or Tiff database of your favorite and NOT so favorite online personalities.
4). When you exclusively date online personalities.
5). When you're MARRIED and you get jealous when someone speaks to a man/woman online that you like.
6). When you're MARRIED and you include the screenname of someone you like in your PROFILE.
7). When you contemplate marriage with someone online that you've never met.
8). When you can MULTITASK while online. ie. Cook, wash laundry feed the kids eat, talk on the phone, etc. and still keep up with the online conversation.
9). When you have collected over 100 wavs.
10). When you someone enters the "Room" they say HI to you and your reply is: "DO I KNOW YOU"?
11). When your first thought on a Sunday morning is to get online instead of going to church.
12). When you log on Sunday morning to find that you are NOT alone.
13). When you have more friends online than you do offline.
14). When you keep logs/journals of online conversations.
15). When you travel with a laptop, only so that you can connect to AOL.
16). When you introduce a local online friend to a NON-AOL friend by their screenname. Ex: Mary, this is "SwtNSexy" LOL!!
17). When you actually have FIVE different screenames and FIVE different PROFILES, and you can keep up with all of them.
18). When you break your BUDDY list into different catagories. ie. Fine Men/Women CyberSex Buddies Assholes Kewl Peeps
19). When Cybersex turns into phonesex, turns into live sex. Only to discover you should've left well enough alone..
20). When Cybersex is your ONLY outlet.
LOLOL......can ANYONE relate?????
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