Here are some really GOOD QUESTIONS that you probably never thought to ask:
Before
they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Does
the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
How do
I set my laser printer on stun?
How is
it possible to have a civil war?
If all
the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love
is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one
synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the
#2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work
is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're
born again, do you have two belly buttons?
If you
ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you
try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is a
castrated pig disgruntled?
Why are
hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Why is
it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them?
Why is
the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What
happens when none of your bees wax?
Where
are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
If the
black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,
why
isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Why is
there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most
car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't
everyone
just move 10 miles away?
It takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 17 muscles to smile.
That makes it 2.5 times easier to smile.
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